The office editionNo. 001
Official certificate
Employee of
the Bare Minimum
For consistently doing exactly what the job description requires.
A little workplace comedy, ready for a desk, a frame, or an office celebration.
Small gifts. Big opinions.The humor is personal.
Printable gifts, politely petty
Make it official.
Make it petty.
Funny certificates, personal awards, and mock headlines for the people who deserve a little recognition. Or a gentle roast.
Digital gifts from $5 · No shipping required
The press roomA little sass. A bigger smile.
The Petty Press promise
Digital delivery. No parcel drama.Personal humor. Thoughtful design.Small prices. Proper punchlines.
01 / The collection
For every kind of character.
Your work bestie. Your bad influence. The woman who has officially had enough.
Employee of
Mock newspaper headlines
Local Woman Has Had Enough
Sources confirm she will be unavailable for additional nonsense. A customizable headline for your favorite main character.
Friendship awards
Certified Bad Influence
Making questionable decisions memorable since 2009. Give your partner in crime the recognition they deserve.
Printable notices
Emotionally Unavailable Until Coffee
Please direct all inquiries to someone else. A small sign with a very clear message.
01Pick the punchline02Personalize where available03Download, print, gift
02 / Small price, big laugh
Petty cash.
Well spent.
Individual digital gifts, not a subscription. The collection ranges from $5–$19; here’s a taste.
Digital files only. Printing and frames are not included. Check each listing for personalization details.
Consider this your official invitation
You know exactly who it’s for.
Give them something worth laughing about.